If you want a ton of sure-fire techniques for getting rid of any woman fast without breaking up with her, this article is for you.

If you use these techniques, I guarantee you success.  If you do the opposite of these, I can also assure you that your woman will stick around for a long time.  The choice is yours.

Here is my list:

• Call her as often as possible.  Don’t have anything to say, and don’t let her off the phone, even if the conversation is stale.  You can make this even more effective by guilt-tripping her when she tries to get off the phone.
• Spend as much time as possible with her.  When you’re with her, be sure to follow her around everywhere she goes — don’t let her out of your sight.  In fact, act as though she’ll leave you if she wanders off.
• Compliment her as often as possible.  Tell her how beautiful she is every five minutes, and tell her how lucky you are to have her.
• Tell her you love her as soon as possible.  The sooner the better.  Afterall, she IS the best thing that ever happened to you, right?  Right?
• Swing by her house all the time unexpectedly.
• Check in with her for every little thing you do.  Be sure to tell her every mundane detail about your day as it happens.
• Ask her for all the reasons she likes you whenever possible.  In addition to this, ask her to confirm things about yourself, like, “I’m your type, right?” or “Was I good enough in bed?”
• Every time you make a decision, find out if it’s okay with her or if it sounds good.  An example might be, “I was thinking of going to Red Lobster, does that sound okay?”
• Ask her for permission before doing anything you want to do.
• Buy her gifts every chance you get.  The more expensive the better, especially if you haven’t been together that long.  Because she’s beautiful, it means that she earned it.
• Ask her friends and her mom to tell you what she thinks of you whenever you get them alone.  Better yet, call her mom to talk about her.
• Ask if you’re better than her ex-boyfriends.  Bring them up whenever possible and act jealous when you do.
• Judge her for all the guys she dated/slept with before you.
• Whenever she talks with any of her guy friends, act as though she’s going to leave you for them.  By showing her your jealousy, it just confirms that you care about her.
• Text her a hundred times a day just to tell her you’re thinking about her.
• Stop hanging out with your friends and doing the things you enjoy doing so you can spend more time with her.
• Only do the things she wants to do.
• Cease all foreplay after you’ve had sex three times.  You won’t need it anymore.
• Stop taking care of yourself.  She’ll love you for who you are anyway.
• Touch her as often as possible.  Women love to cuddle, therefore, the more you do it the better.  Demand that she hugs you every 20 minutes.
• Tell her you love her no less than 50 times a day.  Do it just to hear her say it back.  If she says it, it must be true.
• Quit your job and move in with her.  Women love taking care of their man.
• Cry every time you have sex because you just love her so much you can’t take it.

If you do these things, you will surely succeed in running off any woman.

Extra Bonus: After She Leaves You…

• Drag things out as long as you can.  Beg her to take you back, check her Myspace/Facebook page daily to see if she’s still single, tell her how you’ll do anything to get her back, and call her every night at 2 a.m. to tell her how drunk you are because you can’t stand living without her.

Extra Extra Bonus:

If you don’t want to do any of these things, I suggest you check out Secrets of Same Night Lays, by Adonis, or Attraction Formula, by Paul Janka.  You’ll be pleasantly surprised, and the fun you’re having will improve dramatically.

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